Training British Girls to become London Escorts

Do you need any special qualifications to become escorts? Escorts have been part of the parcel of life for a very long time, but how do you become an escort? Is there such a thing as a training school for escorts, or is this one of these professions that you are born into? The only country that really has training schools for escorts is Japan. It takes an average of five years to qualify to become a Geisha, and in Japan it is seen as a very prestigious profession. It is sort of a fragment of old Japan which has been left behind, and many Westerners are surprised that Geisha training schools still exist. All that is about to change as a group of London escorts are considering putting together a London based training school for escorts. They recognize that a lot of British girls do not want to work as escorts, and that there are many foreign girls coming in to take up the jobs. As a matter of fact. many of them agree with Nigel Farage, and London based escorts think that it is time something was done about. London escorts jobs should mean British escorts!

Training British Escorts

London Escorts

Britain is unique. It is a little bit of green on the way to the wild, stormy Atlantic. It was the last line of defence against the Nazis of the 2nd World War, and it seems that once again the Brits need to stand up against the Eurocrats. Escorts from all over EU member states are flocking to work in the UK, and are willing to work for less money than their British counterparts. Never mind the fact that many of them are not as good as many British escorts. A group of British escorts have now got together and are calling for a training program for British escorts. If the Japanese can support and maintain their Geisha schools, the Brits should be able to set up their own Escorts training schools. Part of the criteria should be that the girls should be British and have certain values. They should be able to appreciate tea and crumpet just as much as they appreciate Champagne and strawberries. They should be as familiar with Wimbledon as they are with the French open, and be able to cock, oh sorry cook, an English roast dinner with all the trimmings. British escorts should also be able to wear English silk underwear and not be forced to wear cheap Chinese mixed fabric knickers. A special English massage should be branded and carry a special license. Unless you have trained at the British school of escorts, you will not be to carry out a British massage. The Swedish massage is famous worldwide, and it is about time the Brits had something similar which they could make a lot of money out of. The Swedes have made a fortune out of their massage techniques for a a very long time. British escorts are now setting out to petition Nigel Farage. Next time he is in London, don’t be surprised if you see them turning up to one or more television debates.

Sexiest Underwear worn by London escorts

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Here at London Escorts we love our little surveys. Fortunately for us we have several panels of escorts who like to help us with our surveys. This week we would like to throw the spot light on lingerie and underwear. What does most escorts and ladies who are members of the general public like to wear? Do they go for fashion statements or do they prefer to wear what they are comfortable in? Our savvy team of escorts hit the nation’s capital with bags of lingerie to show the ladies to find out what they liked to wear, and what they didn’t like. We also asked our escorts to find out where most ladies shopped for their underwear. Did most ladies still favor Marks and Spencer, and Debenhams, or do they now shop online? Let’s see what our escorts found out.

Escorts in London think Lace is best

Lacy knickers and fetish underwear are becoming more and more popular. We used to spend money on buying cheap lacy and fetish knickers but now we are prepared to spend a bit more. Leading lingerie retailers have seen a rise in the sale of quality goods. It seems that the ladies who like to shop on the more “risky” end of the market are prepared to spend a bit more. Many of them are looking for quality rather than quantity, and the average is spend has gone up. Interestingly enough findings by our escorts suggest that most ladies like to shop for the more “interesting stuff” online rather than in stores.